it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
