what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I came so hard my ears popped.
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