I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize
