You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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