4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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