And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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