I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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