If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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