please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Randomize
