Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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