im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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