You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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