"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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