Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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