Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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