I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
