Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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