I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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