What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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