You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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