On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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