Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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