I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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