Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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