What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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