: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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