Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
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go home
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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