That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
No...this little piggys going to the bar
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
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