his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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