just tell him i said nine months
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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