Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
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How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
