Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
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