Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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