i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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