glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Randomize
