It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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