Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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