belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
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