also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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