If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Randomize
