So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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