i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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