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I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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