Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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