I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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