she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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