Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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