You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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