Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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