Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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