Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
