Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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