i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
