Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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